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Hmmm - card or board games? Well, board games are expensive, so maybe a card game or 2. . .

This is for the person who has everything, but loves games and always wants more. This person will try anything new, but all the expensive board games are really just the same game repackaged - expensively.

So, Christmas (and Hanukkah and Yule and all the rest) came and went and your favorite gamer (might be yourself, might be someone else) didn't get any cool new games. . . Now it's January and you don't have the bucks to get one of those expensive games - besides, you don't really want one anyway. . .

So what can you justify getting that won't bend the pocket book and will still be a cool game at the same time?

Why a card game of course; and not just any card game, but one that's twisted and amusing. Even better if it's a card game that's a board game in disguise.

Here's the deal: most card or board games need, beyond their primary cards, some pieces to represent each person playing, some dice and maybe a timer. That's pretty much it. But most companies package that into something "unique" and "expensive" - the more *stuff* you get in the box, the better you'll feel about it, right? But spending $50 bucks on a game that really only has $10 worth of needed stuff is kind of irritating (at least to me), so one game designer came up with a way around this issue.

Get a small package of pieces and parts and some cool games you can use interchangeably, and you have a great gamer's present that not only didn't cost an arm and a leg, but is many games as well.

There's a company out there who does this especially well and you should definitely look at their site - but I'll look at a few of the games here to get you started. They're on the web at Cheap Ass Games.

First: you can buy their games either "ala carte" or "with bits" - if you want "unique" bits for each game. It sort of defies the purpose, having one all purpose set of bits, but some folks like it that way. It's a little more expensive, but still a good price. I tend to buy "ala carte". My last purchase was $40 for some 10 games; not bad, and 7 of them we really like. Pretty good odds for buying "blind" (no one recommended these particular games).

Second: you can buy a set of "bits" from these guys to go with all their games. It runs about $25 bucks and includes money, 8 dice, 8 little bags of 20 stones and 8 little pawns. This is about all you'll ever need for most games and it's a GREAT price.

Third: some games to launch your travel through the twisted mind of James Ernest, Games Designer. There are (at current listing), 17 board games (and 5 expansions) ranging in price from $1 to $7.50. Hey, they aren't called Cheap Ass Games for nothing. There are also 11 "full size" card games and 4 "Hip Pocket" games (aimed at the deck being all you need - so it's completely portable, unless you're wearing a bikini) ranging in price from $3 to $14.95 for the deluxe color games they've produced.

At this point, if you've read my other articles, you may note I've traditionally said card games are cheaper to produce than board games. This is true in a traditional board game, but Cheap Ass Games board games aren't made to "Parker Brothers Board Game Standards". So hold that thought before you yell at me.

My favorites so far have been Kill Dr. Lucky (now in the Director's Cut), Witch Trial, The Great Brain Robbery, Falling, Lord of the Fries (now in Special Edition) and The Very Clever Pipe Game. Each of these really takes about as long to play as they say it will, and you can use pennies as pieces, so it costs nothing beyond the basic game price.

Kill Dr. Lucky is a great game: the board is a "house" with multiple rooms and multiple doorways. Doorways are important because you can only kill Dr. Lucky if you're in a room that no one can look thru a doorway to see you while you do the evil act. It's great fun for the whole family.

Lord of the Fries almost defies explanation. The one on the web site right now is the new, deluxe, color edition, so it's the most expensive game they sell, at $14.95, but given how the original version played, it's well worth it. The basic play is that you and your Zombie friends are assembling food at Frieday's and whoever fills the best orders also gets the most points, and gets to be Lord of the Fries. It's odd - but as a follow up to Give me the Brain, it makes a great game (so did Give me the Brain - find it if you can (it's out of print - color version coming in early 2003) - it's well worth it!). Take a look at their web site, they ship cheaply and quickly (some big companies could learn from these guys) and you can get a good description of what each game is before buying it.

Whether you buy your Cheap Ass game online or at a local card/game shop, it's well worth looking at these gems before you spend money on the big, fancy box.