Stories of Stupidity
I mad this thread for people to share their stories of times when they made an embarassing mistake in an RPG, everyone's done it at least once!
Heres's mine.
So I was DMing these group of players, good gang of dudes, but these were the
type of play who if I said "You see a chest" they would go "is it male or female".
Bit of a pain in the ass there.
So onto the story...
The PCs had just escaped the hold of a pirate ship, unfortunately, the pirates
waiting noticed them.
Just before everyone starts rolling for initiative. The Lawful Good Warforged Samurai being very honourable; asks the leader if he would like to
engage in a private duel to spare his men's lives
I meant to say some thing like "Why should my men have to refrain, we are all equal here!"
But it came out "Hah! I do everything with my men"
Retribution came swift and hard.
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I do remember in my early days mocking the cleric for taking "Cure Light Wounds" becasue it was a fantasy game and there wouldn't be any lasers (light inflicted wounds).
The first time that I played Cyberpunk, my cyborg character stuck a Wolverine style claw into the card reception slot of an ATM and electrocuted himself. Oops...
Also an electrocution story. My jedi is knocked down by a thug next to wires and cables. I thinking myself clever cut an electrified cable and jam it into the floor.... what a minute I'm on the floor too...