Christmas Again ! Wasn't last year's good enough.
I bet Jesus get's really tired of the whole Tree, Santa, Presents dealy.
Maybe this year Jesus wants a wacky theme party or maybe just a pinata.
But does anyone give a damn about jesus. No!
Worshiping jesus is all fine and dandy until you actually consider his feelings.
And another thing. Everyone gives each other gifts on jesus' birthday,
but does anyone ever give the birthday boy anything, NO! They just set
up a few lame figurines at the foot of some tree. This year I'm totally sacrificing
a live pig to Jesus, I don't think he's ever got it before, He might just like it.
Even if he doesn't it'll make him feel like someone cares, poor guy.
I open presents year round. My paricular religious views encourage that every day be all about me, and so it's hard to outdo that on one particular day.
Gaz wrote:
"This year I'm totally sacrificing
a live pig to Jesus, I don't think he's ever got it before, He might just like it.
Even if he doesn't it'll make him feel like someone cares, poor guy."
I say we riot and attack non-Christians this year. For "Jessy".
-"If I may be so bold. What religious views in question?"
Are you asking me? I don't know man. Message boards are like pubs...no religion, no politics. I don't know if it's appropriate, but kudos on being bold. That's important too.
I prefer Xmas morning but am completely flexible on the timing.
I don't celebrate chrismas...so there!
I got some chocolates for Hannuka, though :)
We opened gifts on the 23rd with the wife's in-laws, and the 25th with my in-laws.
I generally open them on my lap, myself...
Christmas Again ! Wasn't last year's good enough.
I bet Jesus get's really tired of the whole Tree, Santa, Presents dealy.
Maybe this year Jesus wants a wacky theme party or maybe just a pinata.
But does anyone give a damn about jesus. No!
Worshiping jesus is all fine and dandy until you actually consider his feelings.
And another thing. Everyone gives each other gifts on jesus' birthday,
but does anyone ever give the birthday boy anything, NO! They just set
up a few lame figurines at the foot of some tree. This year I'm totally sacrificing
a live pig to Jesus, I don't think he's ever got it before, He might just like it.
Even if he doesn't it'll make him feel like someone cares, poor guy.
I open presents year round. My paricular religious views encourage that every day be all about me, and so it's hard to outdo that on one particular day.
If I may be so bold. What religious views in question?
Gaz wrote:
"This year I'm totally sacrificing
a live pig to Jesus, I don't think he's ever got it before, He might just like it.
Even if he doesn't it'll make him feel like someone cares, poor guy."
I say we riot and attack non-Christians this year. For "Jessy".
(FYI:sarcasm, I'm advocating attacking myself)
-"If I may be so bold. What religious views in question?"
Are you asking me? I don't know man. Message boards are like pubs...no religion, no politics. I don't know if it's appropriate, but kudos on being bold. That's important too.